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The oddest wedding I ever attended was
planned for a Saturday in the great outdoors, a true pasture wedding by
a farm pond with the reception in the garage! The bride and groom were
to be on horseback. Guests were bringing their own chairs. Well, this
was one of the, if anything can go wrong, weddings. First, it rained! So
a big tent was erected on the driveway facing the garage. The reception
was set up in the garage and all of the people seated there. The brides
horse was tranquilized so that the dress would not be to traumatic.
Everything was in place. The grooms man leading the grooms horse, the
maid of honor holding the brides horse. But alias, no minister! Frantic
calls went out. He was on interstate, lost! More directions were given.
Now the wedding is an hour late. The guests were snitching at the food
set up for the reception!
The minister finally showed up, slightly inebriated! Two hours late the
bride and groom were lead under the tent, well almost, the tranquilizer
had worn off and the brides horse was traumatized by the wind fluttering
the tent and the dress. There was almost a “runaway bride” before the
second grooms man got a hold on the brides horse. Vows were finally
exchanged and what was left of the reception food served.
Vickie Beyer,
3179 107th St.
Barnes City, Iowa 50027
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